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world's fastest reflex

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world's fastest reflex

new roommate: no rent. no privacy.

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new roommate: no rent. no privacy.

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motherhood: joy, laughter, bodily fluids

you're expecting! what to expect: a tiny human watching you pee

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you're expecting! what to expect: a tiny human watching you pee

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wait, you're pregnant? someone's getting action around here

you had sex everyone knows now

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you had sex everyone knows now

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eviction notice: tenant must vacate the premises

in honor of your creation of an entire human being

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in honor of your creation of an entire human being

sex-ed class lied

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sex-ed class lied

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hope you like poop

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