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eviction notice: tenant must vacate the premises

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you help me come out of my shell

when the universe acts petty

when you open this card imagine my arms wrapping you in a hug

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keepin that snoot clean

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wearing different hats

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last year's resolutions

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the *real* four questions

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skull claus

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this little tree of mine

this winter never ends...

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forgive me father for i am festive

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this is a funny card cue laugh track

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you - *gets one year older* insurance companies - *lip bite*

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aging shield

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you're still the life of the party

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old AF

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you're not getting old, only more mature!

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*existential dread*

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another year closer to oblivion

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back in my day we just went extinct

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another year older womp womp

mobile phones in your day

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evolution looks good on you

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aging like a fine cheese

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born in the 1900s

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funny 36th birthday greeting

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may all of your meetings get canceled

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yearly celebration of our love

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you're a snack

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feeling humpy

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the other kind of pie day

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cheeky rooster

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to my significant otter

i love a good source of vitamin d

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everything reminds me of you

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marie antoinette said 'let them eat cake'

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i choose you

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i'm a bottom feeder

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let's make a fruit salad

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i went from crushing on you... to crushing your face

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would'st thou shaketh my spear

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rose and jack got wet before titanic hit the iceberg

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ready to be sucked

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if you were an alien, I'd love if you probed me

i picked you this flour

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i love getting slimy with you

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fillable holes for your drizzle

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seagull love

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if my calculations are correct

geese go south once a year

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like a moth to a flame

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sharing nuts

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you're one hot potato

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post-holiday finances

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stalker santa

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edible christmas people

buckle up for thanksgiving

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this rocks - pilgrims

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grateful for turkey breasts

annual ritual of overeating

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cold turkey anonymous

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