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don't have a great depression in *your* 30s

this is a funny card cue laugh track

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this is a funny card cue laugh track

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you - *gets one year older* insurance companies - *lip bite*

aging shield

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you're still the life of the party

old AF

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so, what was antiquity like?

hot singles in your area?

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hot singles in your area?

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you're not getting old, only more mature!

*existential dread*

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*existential dread*

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here's to another year of barely holding it together

extended warranty

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extended warranty

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aging is a gift

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aging is a gift

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not old, just well-seasoned

antique definition

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antique definition

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blow me, eat my cake

another year closer to oblivion

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another year closer to oblivion

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back in my day we just went extinct

another year older womp womp

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another year older womp womp

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you're good, i guess

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you're good, i guess

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mobile phones in your day

evolution looks good on you

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evolution looks good on you

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aging like a fine cheese

you don't get *carded* anymore

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you don't get *carded* anymore

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four score and seven years ago you were brought forth

born in the 1900s

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born in the 1900s

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funny 36th birthday greeting

this is a (fill in the blank) card

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this is a (fill in the blank) card

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may all of your meetings get canceled

celebration of existence

celebration of existence