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extended warranty

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Does every birthday feel like a robocall?

This card nods to the most annoying part of aging (being reminded of it), but also wishes your warranty on life to be forever extended.

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A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.

Does every birthday feel like a robocall?

This card nods to the most annoying part of aging (being reminded of it), but also wishes your warranty on life to be forever extended.

✦✧✦✦✧✦✦✧✦

A2 (4.25” × 5.5”) card on premium linen cardstock with a kraft envelope and sealing sticker. Blank inside. Handmade in Texas.